Shell Davis
White House Correspondent

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In another universe, Shelley Davis would have been an eighth grade history teacher.
In this universe, she's the Post's White House correspondent.
She is however, suing the company for sexual harassment, statutory rape and 18 years of child support.
Davis had the misfortune of dating the man who would become Chrone Osphere, Correspondent in Time, in high school.
Chrone traveled back to 1986 to sleep with Davis, who went on to raise their daughter, Cameron, alone.

An out-of-court settlement is expected.

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Fun Facts
Davis grew up to become a White House correspondent because Joel accidentally used the name twice and ran with it.