Vin Diesel Unaware That Other
Movies Aren't Like That
They spent $100s of millions on action sequences to distract you away from an unintelligibly shitty plotline.
Cage sounded as if he was delivering lines written in someone's second language, but apparently that was just his "acting style."
"Actually, Nick decided he would deliver all of his lines in this film ironically," is the only quote I'm going to use from the spineless Joel Shumacher. Is he a director or a waiter? more
'Top Fluffer' Setting Record
for Complaints, Viewership
Cruise Suspends 'RoboNinja'
Production to Advocate for
Promotional Robot's Rights
