Stories ABOUT Morning After Reporters

This index will guide you through each character's own storyline, regardless of whether or not he or she
is doing any of the reporting. It is perpetual work in progress. Click on a character to read their profile.

Featured Character

Vladimir Himler
Vlad is IJI's Synergy Czar and the true embodiment of corporate ammorality.

Vlad orders Conner to write an article-shaped advertisement for Jones Mobile

Vlad concocts a plan to make billions killing thousands

Vlad's quick thinking turns an atrocity into a hit reality series


P.F. Jones P.F. make a rare appearance at the launch of Time Ship 1 P.F. gives his account of the career he's reverse-engineered for himself P.F. hires Tom Cruise P.F. visits the international space station P.F. tries to solve all of the world's problems P.F. fights Rupert Murdoch for the Dow Jones P.F. uses a time machine to end a strike P.F. frames New York Governor Spitzer P.F. geets in a pissing contest with T. Boone Pickins P.F. impregnates Catherine Zeta-Jones P.F. visits a recovering Chip Foxx P.F. awards himself the Pulitzer, gets caught with his time machine P.F. disputes Chrone's claims P.F. kills a whistle-blower scientist, battles Chrone in Manhattan P.F. gets hit with a hammer P.F. frames Rupert Murdoch out of spite P.F. seduces the First Lady (and tapes it) P.F. gets stranded without his empire (or his time machine) P.F. escapes the mental asylum	Chrone Osphere Chrone is drunk at the Time Ship launch Chrone blows up the Hindenburg Chrone accidentally gets blamed for the Kennedy assasination Chrone accidentally kills Marylin Monroe Chrone kills and eats one of America's first settlements Chrone sabotages a Democratic debate Chrone goes back to the day of the Challenger shuttle tragedy to deflower his high school girlfriend, Shell Davis Chrone and JMG get sued by Shell Davis for sexual harrassment and child support Chrone is protested by pro-life groups Chrone visits his little girl Chrone hands Michael Jackson the wrong syringe Chrone disputes the history of the Exodus Chrone discovers P.F Jones will cause the end of the world Chrone tries to erase P.F. Chrone creates the 2012 hoax Chrone tries to catch P.F. with a big net Chrone catches P.F. killing a scientist, has a rooftop shootout Chrone hits P.F. with a hammer at Chelsea Clinton's wedding	Chip Foxx Chip tows the company line on time travel Chip picks on Air America Chip blames the Mark Foley scandal on liberals Chip defends his Saipan sweatshops Chip defends his racist comments Chip berates Shell Davis for her sexual harrassment lawsuit Chip reveals his plan to get a facelift that will make him look like George Clooney Chip's facelift is derailed by the Army of Truth who give him back his original face Chip recovers from his sabotaged facelift in Hawaii Chip contradicts himself on John McCain Chip points out all of the horrible things he hasn't said about Barack Obama Chip expresses his love for a certain Alaskan governor Chip has a meltdown after the election Chip Waterboards his DNN co-host Chip gets arrested with drugs and a trannie hooker Chip tows the company line on health-care Chip's TEA party gets crashed by the Army of Truth Chip writes his column hopped up on pills