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| Walmart has been found to be the inevitable conclusion of all civilizations, archeologists announced Friday morning. "It's not just the end of our civilization," said Evander Whitman, head of archeology at the University of Cairo. "It has been the downfall of human society for at least 10,000 years." Insurmountable evidence points to Walmarts found in Summarian, Babylonian, Aztec and other ruins around the world. |
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 Starbucks, Chrysler Merge |
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 Congress Agrees to Bail-out Christmas |
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 Cruise Costing Gemstone Pictures $100s of Millions |
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 JP Oil Tankers Accused of Piracy Against Competitors |
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