Microsoft Offering Blowjob with Purchase
of New Surface Pro Tablet
After a botched roll-out at Christmas, Microsoft is trying to re-invigorate its tablet market share by offering fellatio with the purchase of a new Windows 8 Surface.
"We listened to what consumers wanted, and it seems like a no-brainer," said Paul Thurrott, analyst for Windows IT Pro.
According to Thurrott, oral gratification will not be offered with the $499 base model.
"You'll have to at least buy the $599 Surface with the keyboard."

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