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You Should Get Tested, Michelle more |
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C'mon- just buy it. You know you're curious. So what if you felt burned by the last two albums. This time it will be different. You loved these guys 15 years ago. So what if they still write all their songs in 4/4 time- you used to find that endearing. Who says the frontman's lost his edge? more |
Just "Do It," Man My motto's always been, "do it." It should be your motto, too. Do you want to have sex tonight? Just DO IT. Go find a woman and have sex tonight. Tell her you're a race car driver. Or a senator. DO IT. more |
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I’m Only Shallow Because My Friends Are With Me |
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I Know What “What an adorable baby,” said the old lady looking down at my little
olive-skinned angel in the stroller. “Are you babysitting?” |
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by Chuck Simpson I’ve come to realize that most people out there are actually attractive enough to date. |
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Eminent Domain Can Suck My Ass City Hall is screwing me. They're using eminent domain to buy my house for next to nothing. This house is my life. Literally. It all started when I moved here seven... more
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Good Help Is Hard to Find Most people think my life as Editor-in-Chief
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