She's been naughty!
We had a couple of rendezvous while she was attending the FIFA World Cup in Germany.
She was quite a flexible diplomat skilled in foreign tongues.
Long story short, I wanted her, and she was down to party.
I gotta tell you, I've had models, movie stars, congresswomen, queens and empresses, but none of them could move like Michelle.
And none of them were as nasty!
That woman's a freak!
But I don't have to tell you.
Particularly when I could show you.
Go ahead, Barack, click on the video link.
I dare you.
Then imagine waking up to find you're no longer President, or worse, your girls were never even born.
Don't test me.
I have my ways.
I strongly suggest you reconsider ever interfering with any of my businesses again.