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![]() Greasy Doesn't Mind Our Little Spill in the Gulf A duck covered with oil from the JP spill in the Gulf of Mexico communicated his desire for environmentalists to "fuck off." The duck, nicknamed "Greasy," caught the eyes of conservationists... more |
Attention Pirates: Our Tankers |
![]() ![]() JP Is Looking for a New C.E.O.! After creating the worst ecological disaster in this country's history, a few of JP's executives went "missing," and the president has told us to "move on." Ergo, we're on the market for a new C.E.O. to replace Ryan Hosier (RIP). We're looking for a figurehead, mostly, since noone here wants to make decisions and have a public face... more |
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JP Is Moving It's HQ to Saudi Arabia |
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Jones Petroleum is moving its headquarters to Riyadh. That's great news for our stockholders. This will mean more centralized control of our global operations, particularly with the growing markets in China, Russia and India... more |
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![]() YES! we're working on alernative energy solutions, too. we swear! |
![]() Tyrannical Dictator Chavez Seizes Venezuelan Oilfields The vicious, fascist and probably cannablistic Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez betrayed decades-old business deals when he took over JP oil fields in the name of "nationalization." more |
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