Cacophony of Chaos part 4: Down the Rabbit-Hole

The Great Lakes Mall in Mentor shut down its "Easter Bunny" photobooth Sunday, as the guest of honor turned out to be a bunnylike creature from another dimension.
"He ate at least three children!" confirmed mall security from inside the locked food court restroom.
Photography assistant Celia Warner was the first to suspect the bunny was no costumed-actor.
"It was drooling through its fangs on the kids," said Warner. "And I'm pretty sure it winked at me."
The cleaning staff said the creature's presence explains alot.
"There was a portal, like some kind of doorway to another universe, by the the Gloria Jean's coffee kiosk," said Rick Donner.
"It was gone after lunch, so I didn't worry about it."
The creature grabbed a couple more kids for the road and departed before authorities arrived... more




A Cacophony of Chaos Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 I traversed subspace, grateful to have escaped Ohio's treacherous skies. "Where is this dumping us?" "Back in Ohio." God dammit. My head throbbed and I heard the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, I should have made that left turn in Albuquerque. The day's activities didn't seem to be getting me anywhere. "Alright- Ohio, take two. This can't be any worse, right?" Time Ship 1 exited the vortex flying straight down at the Great Lakes mall in Mentor, Ohio, which was less than 100 feet below and closing fast. "FUCK!" PITA and I yelled together. "Retro rockets!" I screamed while pulling back on the throttle. "Too late for that!" the computer barked back at me. "Mag field!" I yelled. TS1 bounced off a magnetic field to safety, leaving a wicked gravity well somewhere near the food court. "Good call," said PITA, "I was thinking the same thing." "Liar!" Jones tore down through the sky firing his time-ray at TS1 and hit the mall instead. "Evasive, now!"						Bunnylike Creature Eats Five, Ruins Easter April 4, 2010 The Great Lakes Mall in Mentor shut down its "Easter Bunny" photobooth Sunday, as the guest of honor turned out to be a bunnylike creature from another dimension. "He ate at least three children!" confirmed mall security from inside the locked food court restroom. Photography assistant Celia Warner was the first to suspect the bunny was no costumed-actor. "It was drooling through its fangs on the kids," said Warner. "And I'm pretty sure it winked at me." The cleaning staff said the creature's presence explains alot. "There was a portal, like some kind of doorway to another universe, by the the Gloria Jean's coffee kiosk," said Rick Donner. "It was gone after lunch, so I didn't worry about it." The creature grabbed a couple more kids for the road and departed before authorities arrived... more
Jones' time-ray hit the gravity well below and made the shriek of tacheons shredding space-time. "We've got to leave, sir. That created a portal, possibly to some place very bad." I thought of the people in the mall below whose shopping was being interrupted by an interdimentional portal. "Yes, get me a vortex solution to anywhere that isn't Ohio!" next>>> Page 1 2 3 4 5 6
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