The Morning Star Gazette





Scranton Staff Thoroughgood Killjoy, editor
	STRANGLER vs SLASHER: Prologue:Biding My Time 1:The Scranton Strangler Loses Another Victim 2:The Scranton Slasher Is Outkilling the Strangler 3:Strangler Getting Ass Kicked 4:Slasher Vows to Kill Strangler 5:Slasher/Strangler Showdown! Epilogue:Reporter Strangled		GAZETTE vs HERALD: We Are Not Potheads We Are Not Terrorists We Are Not Satanists We Do Not Harbor Serial Killers Other Things We Don't Do We've Been Accused of What? BONUS: POST vs HERALD: Morning After Keeps Plagerizing Our Stories
		Scranton News Anchor Makes Up the News

Marge Schultz Robert Lampini Tim Zachery	The Decision to Print a Killers' Words	"Channel 6 at Six" Newscast to Cut Out News Reporting ABS Scranton announced that, starting Monday, the "Channel 6 at Six" newscast will no longer include regular news in the program. more
Marge Schultz Robert Lampini Tim Zachery	Nope- No Serial Killers Here
	I'm Gonna Make It in This Crazy Business!

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