today was FUN, but ZELDA's head hurts!
this morning MOMMY took ZELDA for a RIDE and we ended up at the VET.
the VET played her weird games with ZELDA for a while.
then DADDY picked me up for another RIDE.
ZELDA was in for another big surprise-
instead of going HOME we
went to DADDY's WORK!
|out of the CHEWTOY and left.
ZELDA started BARKING even though i know its BAD.
ZELDA pushed the CAGE DOOR an it opened!
(DADDY's FRIENDS must not know MOMMY's trick for closing it all the way)
ZELDA followed the MOMMY back to her room, where she put the gold square in her own CHEWTOY and then put that in a bag.
when she left, ZELDA tried to get the CHEWTOY out of her bag, but it was hard!
ZELDA tried and tried but it was no use.
so ZELDA climbed in the bag and went POTTY.
when i got back to DADDY's ROOM, DADDY was angry that ZELDA got out of her CAGE.
DADDY BARKED at ZELDA and left me in the CAGE the whole RIDE HOME.
and after ZELDA tried to protect his CHEWTOY.
anyway, we're HOME now and ZELDA's got my BONE, but ZELDA's head still hurts.
|We at the Post love to give readers what they want.
Since focus group after focus group told us how much they love cute animals, we decided to go straight to the source.
We put a cerebral stenography chip, developed by Post sister-company Integrated Technologies, in the head of Zelda, a pug belonging to one of our veteran reporters, Conner Banks, without telling him.
Now Zelda can give us all the dog's-eye-view of the world, both literally and figuratively.
Her CS chip will transcribe her thought into conversational English and capture some images from her point of view.
We're confident Zelda can redeem the technology with which we've had some minor setbacks, especially when used by our Temporal News Correspondent.
There has NOT been any drastic increase in identity theft cases lately.
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