Dear Madam Yang,
My parents recently passed away and left me a sizeable inheritance.
I'd like to invest in the stock market, but I'm weary of the economy in general and Wall Street in particular.
How do I sort out the market when brokers and CNBC seem to be in on the shennanigans?
Confused in Connectiut

Dear Confused,
You've hit the nail on it's existential head.
How do we have faith in an economy

Dear Madam Yang,
My husband, a virgo, and I, a Libra, have been married for six years and he seems to be losing interest.
We never have sex anymore and he's always working late at the office.
I'm worried he's seeing someone else. Can you help?
Desperate in Des Moines

Attention Readers: I am not an astrologist. Your "sign" does not inform my vision in the slightest.

Dear Desperate,
When a loved one grows distant, it's easy to succome to paranoia and insecurities.
The truth is, you're probably half right.
If your husband's unhappy with the situation at home, then he's probably thrown himself into his work THE WAY HE THREW HER ONTOP THE EXPENSE REPORTS RIPPING HER POWDER BLUE PANTIES OFF-
What's important to remember is that marriage is about give and take TAKE IT, TAKE IT BITCH! OH GOD YES! MY WIFE NEVER LETS ME DO THIS! FUCK YES and that communication is always key.

Is P.F. Jones?

when we know that faith has been betrayed to rob us?
Despite missgivings about AIG bonuses EXECUTIVES WILL BE THE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION STARTS
It's important to remember that investing in the stock market isn't a get-rich-quick scheme.
You've got to be in it for the log haul, at least a decade ahead NOTHING AFTER 2018! THE DARK PHEONIX WILL BE OUR END! 2012 IS THE JESTER'S WORK! DON'T TAKE THE CHIP! DONT TAK E THECHI-

 

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