Just
Do It,
Man
by Jim Stanton
Post Los Angeles
June 7, 2009

I want you to close your eyes and picture what you'd rather be doing with your life.
I mean really doing.
Got it?
WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT?
Life is for those who take it.
My motto's always been, "do it."
It should be your motto, too.
Do you want to see that sold-out concert?
DO IT.
Grab your camera case and walk right through the back like you're a photographer.
Don't mind that security guard giving you the stinkeye- he's just jealous.
If he had any ambition he'd be a photographer like you instead of a stupid security guard, right?
Do you want to have sex tonight?
Just DO IT.
Go find a woman and have sex tonight.
Tell her you're a race car driver. Or a senator.
DO IT.
Want to feel the thrill of counting cards in a Windsor casino?
DO IT-nothing bad's going to happen to you in Canada.
Do you want security?
Con a rich old lady into setting you up financially.
Go on- fake a French accent. Have fun with it.
DO IT!
Need more money?
Pimp out some females you know.
They were going to sleep with some loser they'd end up regretting anyway, so get some cash for it.
DO IT.
Need even more money?
Start a pyramid scheme!
Take it to Wall Street, where the real money is.
DO IT.
If you're too lazy for all that, just walk into a bank and take some money.
They don't even try to stop you- they just call the cops.
If you're not there when the cops show up, you don't get into trouble.
It's a no-brainer.
Want to be adored by dozens of loyal followers?
Start your own cult.
DO IT.
Do you want to fly into outer space?
Show up to NASA and pretend to be an astronaut.
Grow a pair of balls and DO IT!
I've found that most people get caught up with stupid little details and the notion of consequences.
I've found that to be a bunch of hyped bullshit.
Seriously- humans were meant to conquer new frontiers, not live in fear of consequences.
DO IT.

 
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