Next IMF
Leader
Promises
She'll Be
'Less Rapey'
rc by Ryan Church
JMG News Service
July 26, 2011
 



Christine Lagarde is expected to be the next managing director of the International Monetary Fund, following her promise to the board that she'd be "far less rapey."
"First of all, I'm a woman," said Lagarde, the current financal minister of French, "so you don't have to worry about the old boys club."
She went on to state that she had no criminal record to speak of, particularly nothing having to do with sexual misconduct.
"The help if safe around me," said Lagarde.
The IMF began looking for a new leader after Dominique Strauss-Kahn was arrested in New York for assulting a hotel maid.
While the IMF board has yet to appoint Lagarde, she does have the backing of the EU, England and the U.S.
The BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China & South Africa) still oppose Lagarde, saying anyone French would still be "too rapey."
 
 
 
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