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August 8, 2008 - Hawaii - spotted on the streets of Honalulu.
January 21, 2008 - Appeared on the set of "Ulterior Vows," possibly impregnated Catherine Zeta-Jones.
January 13, 2008 - North America - Allegedly appears in over 2000 striking employees bedrooms at night and tells them to go back to work.

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The I.J.I. Board of Directors would like to humbly ask its readers and viewers for their help in a delicate matter.
You see, our visionary leader P.F. Jones is -well, let’s just say- flighty.
The last time we saw him in an official capacity was to launch his pet project, the Temporal News Program, in 2006 and the last time he reported to his office regularly was in 2004. more

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