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December 28, 2006 - San Francisco, CA – Spent over $2000 on a date with supposed “actress.” When recognized and confronted by a local Morning After Post reporter, Jones pushed the reporter into a dumpster and whisked the mystery woman into a limousine, but not before she said, “your mom!” The reporter is suing Jones for $2.5 million.
December 23, 2006 - unknown location - Lands Sir Richard Branson's escape shuttle far away from the media awaiting Discovery's landing.
December 10, 2006 - Cape Canaveral, FL. - Secretly deadheaded aboard Discovery space shuttle for two-week vacation on the International Space Station.
OFF GRID
September 17, 2006 - Los Angeles, CA - Over impromptu lunch with Tom Cruise, signs the star to 13 picture deal with Gemstone Pictures.
July 26, 2006 – Darmstadt, Germany – Seen necking with a drunk American girl who supposedly teaches English as a foreign language.
June 24, 2006 - New York City, NY - Skydives onto rooftop of Jones Tower for the launch of the Temporal News Program, christens Time Ship 1, base jumps off roof before board can question him about expenses or spontaneous mergers.

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The I.J.I. Board of Directors would like to humbly ask its readers and viewers for their help in a delicate matter.
You see, our visionary leader P.F. Jones is -well, let’s just say- flighty.
The last time we saw him in an official capacity was to launch his pet project, the Temporal News Program, in 2006 and the last time he reported to his office regularly was in 2004. more

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