|Fine- I'm Soooooo Sorry|
|by Chip Foxx
July 13, 2009
|I'm sorry the sensationalized liberal media doesn't consider a pre-op transgendered individual to be a woman.
I think most decent, compassionate Americans would show her more consideration than that.
I'm sorry that Dae Woos aren't as tough as American automobiles.
I'm sorry my H2's air conditioning is still broken, causing me to loosen my pants and the girl to take her top down.
I've already fired my assistant for not getting it fixed sooner.
I'm sorry that I don't take entire bottles of prescription pain medication with me when I leave the house, but instead put a few pills for the week in a smaller, unmarked bottle to take with me.
I'm sorry I accumulated pill bottles in my glove box for months, which was the only reason there was a dozen unmarked bottles in there.
I'm sorry I don't carry prescriptions from seven different doctors around with me.
Like anyone else does that.
And finally, I'm sorry that rags like the Washington Post, The New York Times, The Huffington Post and MSNBC have nothing better to do than trump-up a routine traffic stop with sensational, cowardly tactics that bring down America's faith in the Forth Estate.
When you're wealthy and famous, people can't wait to see you screw up.