It Was Fixed!


by Chip Foxx
November 5, 2008

You call that an election?
That was obviously fixed.
ACORN registered millions of ficticious voters, who all managed to miraculously show up, with valid state IDs, and threw the election.
Bill Ayers and Al Qeada gave hundreds of millions to Obama's campaign in small, non-tracable amounts so he could trick American voters into voting the wrong way.
Reverend Wright convinced his America-hating God to use his voodoo on the exit polls.
The computerized voting machines were hacked.
I demand a recount!
Get the voters back in there!
They'll vote differently, I swear.
Probably. maybe.
you never know.

Oh, fuck it.
Just fuck it...


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