by Conner Banks
International Jones, Inc., our parent company, announced Monday that-
Post Manhattan Reporter
October 30, 2010
Did they make fucking zombies?!
What the fuck is IJI's problem?
Have they no decency?
Or at least common sense?
Apparently this was a joint-fuckup by subsidiaries Integrated Technologies and PharmaJones.
There's a fucking surprise.
The same duo that brought us vampires and Super-AIDS is at it again.
It says here that an experiment with a new longevity drug went awry-
So now we've got freakin' undead.
And do they eat brains?
Of course they do!
Are they loose?
You know it!
I'm going to get a shotgun.