Supreme Court Hands Down Some Kind of
Decision About Killing Half of Us or Something
|by Ezra Dulles
Post Washington Reporter
July 3, 2013
|Last week the United States Supreme Court made some kind of decision about killing half of America's citizens.
I don't have all the details yet.
But the way people are freaking out, the only logical conclusion is that half of us are about to get whacked.
Like I said, I'm working some of this out of context.
Consider the following-
"It's the end of the world," I heard some lady on the radio yelling. "They'll destroy all our families! God has forsaken us!"
It sounded like they were putting conservative bible-thumbers in gas chambers.
Then, on another channel, I heard a black man saying, "Slavery is back! They'll put us in chains if they can't put us in the ground."
So, I guess there's a race war, or at least a violent class war, or something.
"One justice called the other justice the Antichrist," a guy passing me on the street said to his friend.
I'm taking his word for it.
Maybe I should Google that.
The point is, some serious shit appears to be going down, and we all need to pay better attention to news when it happens.