Osama Bin Laden's 'Kirk Cameron'
Collection Auctioned on eBay

Following the raid and killing of Osama bin Laden at his compound in Pakistan, several of his personal effects have appeared for auction on eBay.com.
"The Kirk Cameron video collection is fetching the highest bids," said Jim Griffith, an eBay spokesperson, who had to drink two glasses of Jones Scotch to admit that.
Bin Laden has been quoted on several occasions praising Cameron.
"Kirk's sublime acting is the single ray of light out of that evil zionist empire," bin Laden would quip after half a glass of brandy.
Thus far the born-again star of "Growing Pains" and "Left Behind" has not commented on the Islamic extremist's preference for him.
Bin Laden's copy of The Secret, "Harry Potter" DVD collection and Ab Lounge have already sold for a combined $78,592.
Critics have not only questioned the legality of the auctions but also the identity of the annonymous auctioners.
"It's obviously members of Navy Seal Team Six," said a tipsy Griffith.
"Their identities may be classified but they still want to make a buck. That's the American way."