Don't go home- she knows. Duck! Go on- give her one more call. Avoid stairs this week.
It's not a heat rash. Use a condom next time. Skip the drop. Cops are watching. No, that paper is due NEXT class. I swear. You owe it to yourself, girl. Take that black guy home.
Is P.F. Jones?

WANTED: A '97 Civic with no brake lights, a leaky roof and a clutch that will burn out within a month.

Don't breathe here- the bugs will get in and eat your soul.

I am the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper?

No, she won't look better after three more beers. You'll just care less.

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