The Morning After Easter Day Blotter April 16, 2017
Thanks for Putting a Positive Spin on That Time I Skipped Town

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Seriously, I gotta say- thanks a million.
I had a rough couple of days, woke up in a cave and said "fuck all this noise."
I bandaged up my side and took a donkey to Galilee.
After that, I started keeping a much lower profile and traveled east.
Mormons would have you believe I came to America.
They are lying.
Don't ever believe anyone who crosses a parking lot smiling at you like that...
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