Bill Clinton
Debating
Where
Exactly
to Drop
F-Bombs in
Convention
Speech
DNN
  edby Ezra Dulles
Post Washington Reporter
September 3, 2012
 

 

Bill Clinton is planning for his speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, NC to be his most memorable ever, sources close to the former president reported.
"He's meticulously mulling over when to drop f-bombs and call Paul Ryan a dickbag," said one of Clinton's assistants under the condition of anonymity.
The speech is reportedly full of colorful language, and calls a number of prominant Republicans derogatory terms.
"He's going to call Boehner and McConnell American Dream-rapists," said a second anonymous assistant.
"And he wants to call Romney a plastic Mormon-bot," said assistant #1.
Clinton's assistants are also worried that some of the language will offend undecided voters, particularly his variations of the dreaded "c-word".
"He calls the GOP c###y 17 times," said assistant #2.
The assistants say they'll continue to try to persuade President Clinton to soften the speech's language before Wednesday's spot at the convention.
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