Conservative pundit Chip Foxx is the epitome of everything wrong with the media today.
He's biased, inaccurate, racist, sexist, and almost always skews reality to serve himself or the G.O.P.
As most Post readers know, Chip Foxx had facial reconstructive surgery in 2002 to look as he does today, like BBC news anchor Nik Gowing. You may have heard that he is having his face altered again to look like George Clooney.
What Chip doesn't know is that he's going to be getting back his original face. (as seen above)
You see, Dr. Sung Hu only agreed to do the procedure because his niece, Mai Ling, spent seven months "indentured" against her will in Foxx's apparel sweatshop in Saipan.
Rather than have him killed, the renowned plastic surgeon chose to help us punish Foxx with his old face.
He'll need it in the coming months as he answers for his past in the court of public opinion.
Let this be a lesson to any other minions who distort facts or bare false witness in order to skew debates and sell the company line:
You will be held accountable.
See What Chip
Thought He Was
Going to Look Like:
by Chip Foxx