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![]() ![]() Williams Hall Under Scrutiny After Odd Events |
![]() So KSU President Lester Lefton Can Deny the Hadron Collider |
![]() ![]() A Cacophony of Chaos (part 3) by Chrone Osphere |
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![]() Post Kent Reporter February 13, 2009 |
by Steve Floyd Post Kent Reporter February 13, 2009 |
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A Kent State sophomore who has been missing since October of 2007 was found Thursday afternoon in Williams Hall. "Let me go," said Jimmy Kessler. "I'm going to be late to my first class." Kessler appears to have no recollection of any time passage since his disappearance. This is not the first incident reported in KSU's Williams Hall. "Anyone who's been in Williams knows it's a maze," said junior physics major Jen Hasting. "I had class on the fifth floor for two semesters," said Hasting, "turns out it's only a three-story building. Where was I going?" Others have had similar experiences. ![]() |
"Blackouts, hallucinations- shit, I thought I was Carribean bartender for a few years. Then the beach disappeared, so I went back to mopping."
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Is there a super-colliding particle-accelorator beneath KSU. "No." No? So there's no truth to the rumor that Integrated Technologies paid KSU millions to host a particle collider? "Of course not." The university had been talking about raising tuition to cover state and federal cuts, but now has a budget surplus. How do you explain that? "Jazzman's is selling a lot more coffee." What's going on in Williams Hall? "I have no idea, physics-related ciriculum, hopefully." ![]() "I can't tell you." There's no chance a black hole will develop in Risman Plaza? "Um, probably not." Does the collider produce high-energy protons? "No, that happens beforehand, in the synchotron." What? "Nevermind- this interview is over." ![]() |
I came spilling out of subspace over Kent State University.
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