We Do NOT Loan Special-Needs Children to Pedophiles!
by Thoroughgood Killjoy
editor-in-chief

Really?
Do we really have to respond to that?
FUCK YOU, HERALD!
Do they really think they can print that without us suing?
We probably can't afford the lawyers right now.
They've taken so much of our business.
But damn.
That's cold-blooded.
This used to be a respectable profession.
I don't know anymore.
I just don't know

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