EuroGyro Pizza
Is the Best
Taste in Kent
by Steve Floyd
Post Kent Reporter
Kent residents agree- EuroGyro Pizza of 107 South
Depeyster is the best food around, and at the best prices. “A
lot of people don’t know we deliver beer and cigarettes,”
said restaurant owner George Istocki "or that we're open 'til three or later."
The shop is also a well-known venue for regional and national bands, and
features weekly acts like the international sensations Jessica Lea Mayfield, Woody James and XE LA.
The Gyro also features food unique to Kent or the Mediterranean.
"Our most popular sandwiches are the Guy on the Couch and Chicken
Hoagie Deluxe," said manager Brian Stone, "neither of which
can be gotten anywhere else."
"With the new stage, drink specials, and LCD TVs there's no reason to go anywhere
else," concluded Stone.
Domino’s
Denies Rat Infestation
by Steve Floyd
Post Kent Reporter
Domino’s Pizza of 1647 Union Avenue in Erie, Pennsylvania,
does not have any type of rat infestation, the restaurant’s managers
insisted Thursday.
“I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous,” said general
manager Herald Bogart. “We’re the cleanest establishment in
Erie.”
None of the Domino’s 12 other employees had heard of any such rat
infestation either.
“I think if I ever saw a rat I’d scream and never come back,”
said delivery driver Wendy Price, 19. Further more, 92 out of 100 Erie
residents hadn’t heard of any infestations at Domino’s either.“No,
I hadn’t heard that,” said Betsy Miller, 65, “but I’m
never ordering from them again!”
“I don’t understand how this rumor got started,” said
Bogart. “And I don’t understand why a reporter from Ohio is
calling about it.”
Domino’s Pizza Corporate Headquarters refused to comment.
Pizza Hut Must Be
Damn Near Bankrupcy
by Steve Floyd
Post Kent Reporter
When you think about it, Pizza Hut may as well not even exist.
It was great when you were a little kid, but when's the last time you and your friends said,
"Let's go to Pizza Hut?"
Why not?
Don't you want a pizza the temperature of the sun brought to your table, to melt off the roof of your mouth?
Don't you want a pizza so dense and greasy that you're full and acne-ridden after two slices?
