We've finally gotten them to just SPRAY the crap into their mouths all day long!

"High-Fructose Corn Syrup" is just another way of saying "Nectar of the Gods."
As long as the federal government is willing to give companies like us subsidies to grow corn, we'll grow all that they need AND end up with a crazy surplus on our hands.
I know you'd like to think that all that corn gets turned into ethanol, reducing our dependence on foreign oil, but NO.
Instead, we render it down to high-fructose corn syrup to be used as a sweetener in more

Quality Consumables offers the most typical factory-farmed meats America has to offer.
We raise millions of cows, pigs and chickens in tightly-packed pens.
They don't move much, so we feed them steroids to bulk them up.
We put it in their feed, which is made from corn that we've already been subsidised to grow.
QC livestock spend most of their short lives marinating in each others' excrement.

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Quality Consumables enjoys the steady stream of revenue that comes with providing humans with whatever legal fix they need.
Whether it be alcohol, tobacco, caffiene, pharmacutical narcotics or high-fructose corn syrup.
Don't worry, we've got the Food and Drug Administration in our pocket... more


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