Customers, Please Don't Mind Our Unprecedented Profits
With the troubled economy, war in the Middle East, the weakened dollar and speculation in the energy market, the cost of a barrel of crude oil has skyrocketed.
Jones Petroleum assures you that the price of gas tripling after the turn of the century was due to evil dictators and terrorists, not us lobbying a Texas oil man in the White House for eight years.

           
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