Keep Up with the Japanese!
Hey, JM subscribers!
Do you have any idea how much more advanced Japan is?
People on the streets of Tokyo have cell phones with built-in phasers and teleporters and shit we can't even imagine.
Do your part to keep America on the same page as Japan- buy a new cell phone every year.
Don't wait 'til that contract is up!
Be a patriot!
Buy the latest, trendiest phone with internet and music videos or whatever the fuck else we've got this week.