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Keep Up with the Japanese!
Hey, JM subscribers! Do you have any idea how much more advanced Japan is? People on the streets of Tokyo have cell phones with built-in phasers and teleporters and shit we can't even imagine. Do your part to keep America on the same page as Japan- buy a new cell phone every year. Don't wait 'til that contract is up! Be a patriot! Buy the latest, trendiest phone with internet and music videos or whatever the fuck else we've got this week.
