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![]() Vladimir Himler IJI SYNERGY CZAR |
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Hello comrade- |
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Do you have an optimal relationship with your customers and employees? NO YOU DON'T, DAMMIT! It takes more than TV, print and online ads to stay on the collective consciousness. And you need your employees to feel like they owe you something by the end of the day, not vice versa. Public Relations isn't just for damage control. Malleable Perceptions can help your maintain a pervasive awareness campaign 24/7. Just give us a seat at the table, pay our outrageous fees and we'll start compensating for the failures of your maketing, advertising and human resource departments. more... |
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![]() I THINK NOT. Stick with us, and millions of kids will be begging their parents to buy DVDs of cartoons with your product's jingle in the background. *the maxium audience reach allowed by the FCC, thanks to our lobbyists reverse-engineering the law based on what we already owned. |
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