ElectroJones Superstore offers premium technical support for all your computer needs.
Furthermore, all of our technicians are Asian-esque cuties who will show up in a schoolgirl outfit.
How does that help?
Who knows- but it sure makes us feel better.
In-store or on-site, you can watch our pigtailed hotties service your digital unit with all due haste.
Your equipment is important.
With Tech Bitches' low prices and great hours, can you afford not to call them today?

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  • Bikini-Top Virus Purge
  • Software Suite Striptease
  • Memory Upgrade Half & Half
  • Processor Tune-Up / Thong Show
  • SERVICES START @ $150/HR
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