Air Jones Pilots - the Best in the Sky
|Our Pilots Don't
Here at Air Jones, we hire the youngest, healthiest pilots we can.
Seriously- the moment they finish their 500 hours of training, we snatch them up at minimum wage.
And when our pilots get too old, we fire 'em.
No need for you to subsidize bloated pension plans in your ticket prices.
Plus, we cover all of our pilots with Jones Health Assurance, so they stay healthy and alert throughout your flight.
Furthermore, our flight attendants have JHA coverage and mandatory prescriptions of anti-depressants, so they're bound to be less bitchy.
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