by Chrone Osphere
January 20, 2017
You've Changed Nothing!
|So, I've managed to save some seven billion mortal souls.
No big deal.
Oh, no- no need to thank me.
I've just saved the world from P.F. Jones' catastrophic takeover.
Sure, I had to make some crazy changes just to outwit Jones.
Battling a madman with a time machine can get a bit messy.
First I had to give you Americans a different first black president.
I think this Barry guy did a pretty good job.
Then I had to replace the '16 Republican candidate with a different billionaire.
Sure, P.F. is charismatic and an accomplished wordsmith, but he's no reality tv star.
As for those of you out there stressing the retarded orange douchebag I've left in his stead, fear not.
I mean, yeah, he's gonna do A LOT of damage.
You are all in for a BUMPY ride.
But you'll all survive.
Well, most of you, at least. The planet will live past 2019, and for that, you're all welcome.
Now you're trapped by nothing but the limitations of your own stupid monotonous lives.
Congratulations, Perry, you've changed absolutely nothing.
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