Chrone Osphere, The Man

Inside the Mind of a Chrononaut
Date Unknown

The Mission
How Time Travel
Previous Time Reports

(Editor's Note: This isn't a column, per se, but rather an automated transmission from Chrone's cerebral stenographer. Normally we wouldn't consider this content, but we spent billions on this program, so we have to print something.)

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All work and no play makes Chrone a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chrone a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chrone a dull-
Do you remember back the day we met?
(OOOOO- Jones talked to me! What an honor!)
You said-
"You're a time traveling reporter or you're an unemployed piece of shit."
What a guy.
(back and forth, back and forth, back and forth)
But that's not all you said.
Before you left the room- you looked back at me with those starless eyes, and said
"This gets harder."
Well it did.
I didn't know know what you meant then but I'm starting to figure it out.
Was I meant to be a distraction?
Who puts a drunk who in charge of a time machine?
What put your supposed "faith" in me?
Was it the way I was fired from the AP for insibordination?
Or all the deadlines I missed for Harvey?
Was I supposed to stop you?
Was that remorse in those eyes, those starless eyes-
I didn't know about the two Jones then, and now it may be too late.
all work and no play makes chrone a dull boy. all work and no play makes chrone a dull boy. all work and no play-
When I was a boy, my dad looked at everything the tornado destroyed and said
"Nature don't give a damn- it just rolls over everything"
What once was a man is now a force of nature, and you'll roll over all of us if I let you.
I saw you in Africa.
And the dustbuster, or T.S. Zero, as I've started calling it.
You may have gotten away but I still saw you there.
You don't fool me.
I saw you get in that thing and wink away- not fly away-
Dealy Plaza was your fault, P.F.!
So was that shit in Jersey-
It's your fault there are no zyphers in the sky- not mine!
And what was that thing you dropped?
Ghost of a madman in the palm of your hand-
Trust what he says and we'll all be damned.
(What are you doing to the timeline, Jones?)
all workand no playmakes chrone adull boy all workand noplay makeschroneadullboy
allworkandno playmakeschro-
You think you're so smart.
Laid a few booby traps, did ya?
I laid a couple myself.
What's that- you think Cam is cute?
She's gonna have a few surprises of her own-
Just you wait.
You're running out of places to hide from me.
I erase you, you erase me- on and on it goes through the centuries.
But I won't give up, 'cause I've seen what you are and know what you'll do.
London Bridge is





(I lost my fear of falling)
When you go just know that I will remember you.
No one else will, but I will.
I will remember.
I will remember you.

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