I've just completed a particularly annoying battle with P.F. Jones that spanned both time and space.
I need to get it all out before my memory starts altering history, or vice versa.
Sufficed to say- P.F. is a real son of a bitch.
I've been investigating an anomoly in the Temporal Inversion Core, one that made my first mission go haywire.
I was supposed to observe the assassination of President Kennedy but instead found myself colliding with an airship.
A lot of people died, and I was nearly one of them.
The computer, PITA (or Pain In The Ass), and I had been over the anomoly again and again, and could only come to one conclusion-
It was placed there intentionally.
My first thought was IJI's corporate sabotuers, The Army of Truth.
But the Army wasn't a thorn in Jones' side until years after the 2006 launch, and they wouldn't have had the knowledge of space-time coordinates to set me up like that.
So it had to have been Jones himself.
After I had outed him as harbinger of the apocalypse, he tried to shut me up by killing me.
It was the first of what would be many attempts.
I traced the anomoly, a logistical paradox (something along the lines of what is the square root of -1 humping your mother's leg), to Time Ship 1's last diagnostic at Jones' Integrated Technologies.
I decided I'd pay them a visit.
Security at a defense contractor can be a bit intense, so I picked a night in 2008 when the Hapsburg facility got struck by lightning.
(a very Back to the Future approach, if I do say so myself)