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4th of July, 2014






























  The Excellence in Americanism Edition
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Celebrating Excellence in...

and honoring America's distinguished 21st century Presidents

Barack Obama
America's First Almost-Black President
George W. Bush
America's First "Challenged" President

SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

Integrated Technologies
IT Makes Zombies
IT Makes Vampires
IT Makes AIDS Huge, Airborne

ENVIRONMENTALISM

 

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Jones Petroleum
JP Executives Assassinated
JP Finds Spill-Happy Bird

ADVERTISING & PR

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more on President Barack Obama


moron President George W. Bush

AMERICAN CRASSNESS

September 11th Anniversary

CABLE JOURNALISM

  OTHER PURVEYORS OF AMERICAN EXCELLENCE ROBOT RIGHTS

Tom Cruise
(for helping Kitana earn citizenship)

Bill Clinton

Sarah Palin

Joe Biden

OTHER MORNING AFTER DEPARTMENTS TO ENJOY!
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